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This is a video produced by, for, and about Detlingites.
Actually that isn't entirely true. It was for Com Arts 355: Introduction to Video
Production, and was entirely fictional. I am pleased to say, however, that each
part was played by a Detling resident, and all of the taping took place in Sellery
Hall. Aziz Poonawalla was
gracious enough to allow me to show the finished product at the final movie night
of spring semester 1995, the last one either of us would attend as a Detling resident.
I though of this project as a sort of farewell to Detling, and I think it worked
out pretty well. I realize this isn't exactly written in proper screenplay format,
but I hope you can forgive me.
VIDEO GUY
INTERVIEWER
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SCENE 2: HALLWAY
SCENE 3
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SCENE 4: STAIRWELL
HF1
DECADENT YOUTH answers
HF1
DY
HF2
SCENE 5
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SCENE 8
SELLERY MAN
MAN
SCENE 9
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SCENE 10
DARLA
LANCE
DARLA
SCENE 11
INTERVIEWER
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SCENE 12
CATHY
SALLY
CATHY
SALLY
SCENE 13
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SCENE 14
ANTHONY
SAMANTHA
ANTHONY
ANTHONY walks away. SAMANTHA smiles sinisterly.
SCENE 15
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CAST
(In order of appearance)
Bill Koyanisqaatsi Ingvar Bey
Wesley Dilligas Aziz Poonawalla
Mischievious Man Brad Wagner
House Fellow #1 David Bietla
House Fellow #2 Christine Geisheker
Decadent Youth Christina Beecher
Frightened Youths Kristin Kent
Rachel Farley
Jason Gohlke
Ramrax Aziz Poonawalla
Mischievous Man Chris Hollman
Sellery Man Himself
Lance Chris Hollman
Darla Meredith Geller
Cathy Rachel Farley
Sally Kristin Kent
Anthony Jason Gohlke
Samantha Christine Geisheker
SCENE 1
INTERVIEWER
Hello, I'm Bill Koyanisqaatsi. In recent months the video production world
has been rocked by several pieces from an undergraduate filmmaker. These
works have utilized a minimal budget, production techniques the mainstream
would consider 'amateurish', such as this poorly-concealed microphone; and
a single location--a university residence hall--to pioneer what is generally
becoming known as the 'dorm aesthetic'. This artistic innovation is quickly
being embraced by other filmmakers and is changing the face of video narrative
as we know it. With me today is this pioneer, Wesley Dilligas. Welcome.
Uh, yeah. Thanks.
Your style evolved out of your earlier work, namely video art pieces.
Art?
Well, let's start with what I believe is your first residence-hall based
piece, 'Man Going into One Door and Coming out of Another Like in Scooby Doo.'
Man goes into one door and comes out of another, like in Scooby Doo, repeatedly.
VIDEO GUY
Yeah, well, it's a guy going through one door and coming out another, like in
Scooby Doo. I don't know, I thought it was cool.
It wasn't long before you abandoned the video art form.
Yeah, well, I don't really like that stuff.
So, you feel that today's art does not fulfill its potential?
It's pretty lame.
Interesting. Well, before your narrative work, you made the gritty documentary
series 'House Fellows'.
Camera follows HOUSE FELLOW 1 & 2 as they climb a stairway. They enter a
hallway, where loud music is heard. HF1 knocks on door.
House fellow! Open up!
DY
Yeah?
It's quiet hours, punk!
Huh?
Don't you know what quite hours mean? You're supposed to be quiet!
Well, like, you always see these shows where they follow cops around or
something, and I figured I could do the same thing.
You, however, brought your unique style to this form of documentary.
Thanks.
You quickly moved on to your now-famous narrative style, beginning with Ramrax:
the Evil Space Monster.
A group of young people are standing in front of an elevator, laughing and
talking. When the doors open, Ramrax: the evil space monster is seen. The young
people run away, and Ramrax gives chase.
VIDEO GUY
Oh, yeah! Man, that was so much fun to do!
It was here that some of the conventions of the dorm aesthetic, such as limited
costumes and use of non-lighting, were introduced.
Yeah, I guess.
The 'Ramrax' piece brought you to the attention of the local cable access
station.
Yeah, a bunch of guys there thought it was cool.
This prominence allowed you to create the popular children's special, 'Sellery
Man.'
A man is seen approaching a fire alarm, his mischievous intent apparent.
Hold it!
Sellery Man!
VIDEO GUY
Yeah, that was kinda fun.
There was evidently some friction between you and the programming personnel.
Yeah, well, they were giving me all this crap about deadlines and content and
stuff.
A tale told all too often.
Yeah, it sucks.
The 'Sellery Man' piece is also famous for its daring, seemingly unmotivated
violations of the 180-degree rule.
Oh yeah. That.
Well, let's move on to your most famous work, the one which brought you to the
forefront of the video world: 'Honors Society Chicks Unchained'
LANCE sits at a table, writing. DARLA approaches.
Hey Lance.
Oh, hey Darla. I'm sure having some trouble with this essay on John Keats.
Oh yeah? I'm pretty good at Keats. But why don't I help you...get a handle on
Longfellow?
VIDEO GUY
Oh yeah! That video was autobiographical in nature, based on my personal
college experiences.
What prompted you to make this video?
Um...I wanted to...convey...a....portrayal...of....
Was it pure inspiration?
Yeah. Can't put it into words, y'know?
Of course. Needless to say, this work has had its share of controversy.
Oh, right. All these, like, feminists gave me crap about it. Not that I cared.
Quite courageous.
Yeah, well, y'know.
Well, that brings us up to the present, and your work on what is becoming a
phenomenon among college students, the prime-time soap opera known as 'Detling
House'. This program is also artistically significant in its integration of
sound equipment and narrative.
SALLY exits room. CATHY approaches
Hey Sally, look at this microphone I found! Hey, what's wrong?
I can't find my chemistry notes, Cathy!
Oh no! What are you going to do?
I...don't...know!
VIDEO GUY
Yeah, I help write...I think I directed a couple of episodes.
The premiere episode didn't bode too well.
Oh, man! It sucked! Nobody took my ideas!
But as everyone knows, things picked up with the addition of the scheming,
deceitful Samantha.
SAMANTHA walks down hall. ANTHONY approaches
Hey Samantha, have you seen my English notes?
Why, no I haven't, Anthony!
Oh, well.
VIDEO GUY
Yeah. The chick that plays her...what's her name... she's cool.
Well, the season finale certainly left a great deal of questions among viewers.
People are seen standing in a circle, shouting. The camera moves in a circle,
zooming in on some faces and moving erratically.
VIDEO GUY
Oh, yeah. You know how, like, in movies, they always have this scene where
people are, like arguing, and the camera moves in a circle? I was like, 'Hey!
We should do that!'
Fascinating. So in this case, the visuals drove the narrative, and not the
other way around. Does this indicate a new deconstructionist approach to your
work?
Um, it might.
Do you have any specific projects for the future?
Something violent! Lots of action and blood and stuff!
You are an admirer of such artists as John Woo and Quentin Tarantino?
Pulp Fiction rocked!
Intriguing. Well, it's been a pleasure speaking with you.
Any time.
Added to Detnet October 4th, 1995