Date: Fri, 24 Mar 1995 15:24:44 -0600
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From: nsheldon@students.wisc.edu (Nemesis)
To: Current and Former Detling Members 
Subject: Dean didn't do it!
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I was there for all of these incidents, and I have evidence to prove that
Dean had nothing to do with Opie's dissappearance.  The dissappearance was
a scam brought about by the CIA to frame Dean Huff and prevent his future
career as the leader of the rebellion against Elvis Presley when he
proclaims himself God-King of the United States of America and Greater
Earth in 1999.  The CIA acted on the case when they were contacted by a
time-travelling alien from 2135 who came back supposedly in hopes of saving
Earth from a deadly catastrophe whose cause goes way back to 1991.  In
actuality, there plan was to change history so that it would be possible to
conquer Earth and all of its subsidiary planets.

This may all seem quite unbelievable, but I have evidence to prove all of
it.  I have tape recordings of the conversations between the Aliens and the
CIA.  I have confirming articles from the Weekly World News itself about
the contact between these same Aliens and both Bill Clinton and Newt
Gingrich, along with the passages the CIA wouldn't let them print! 
Nostradamus himself predicts the accension of Elvis Presley to the throne
of God-King in a passage usually interpreted as referring to King Louis
XIV, "the Sun King", of France.  Even more evidence can be found in
Revelations to the fact that Elvis Presley is indeed an incarnation of the
Anti-Christ. As he also predicts that the one who will save mankind from
Presley's torture is one Tennesseean named Dean Huff, the descendant and
rightful heir of the Merovingian Line, Arthur of Briton, Ghenghis Khan, and
Abraham Lincoln, as well as the high priest of the Albigensian Heresy - a
secret he has only revealed to three people.  One was Greg Oppel, High
Priest of the Detling Mithraic Cult on Detling, and builder of the great
Temple (whom I am greatly dissappointed in for this recent betrayal ofDean);
another was myself, the creator of the Honorary Detling Membership

Requirements, and Director Detling Den Intelligence Committee (DDIC); and
the third was Opie, Dean's secretary, who was also privy to a number of
secrets involving Dean's wondrous magical powers which can both heal and
kill, but used only for good. 

I saw it with my own eyes, being privy to Dean's wondrous secrets and
forced to keep them from the rest of the world, Opie was unable to follow
this task and took a short and fast trip into insanity and threw Dean's
possessions out of the room in a weak attempt to remove himself from
reality.  Soon after, the CIA took the opportunity to kidnap Opie and place
him in a secret gulag in Alaska reserved for the most unusual and powerful
of political prisoners.  Sources indicate that Opie recently led an
uprising in this Gulag, but this failed due to an accomplices accidental
release of Adolf Hitler from his hermetically and magnetically sealed
chamber - whose evil satanic powers set off an Earthquake in California in
1994.

I have photos which show one Matt Edelstein hiding Opie's unconscious body
in the stairs at the end of the hall.  I have videotapes of Edelstein
listening to Dread Zeppelin, the encoded message from Presley sent to the
CIA and KAOS agents in order to spread the secret plan which was to
culminate in 1999. I also have photos of Matt Edelstein's contact with the
CIA and the Aliens outside the Detling Den at about 9:30 in the morning on
November 3rd, 1990 - a time when no one else was in the Den except for me,
and a few slumbering Femtoasters.  I saw the transaction take place outside
and took pictures and recorded the conversation with the DDIC camera and
directional microphone.  It was Edelstein, who I have learned from my
sources in the CIA and the former-KGB was in actuality one George Smith,
a.k.a. the Eagle, a mercenary leader and international spy infamous for
many political events of the past couple decades including the initiation
of the Soviet Coup of 1992.

As for the dissappearances of the others: Jaideep, Salvador and Tanin, they
were also involved in this as part of the CIA.  As my investigations went
further during my years on the DDIC, and I gained more dirt on these three,
they were immediately relocated as Edelstein was in the CIA's ongoing
battle against me.  Due to my protection in proximity to Dean, they could
never reach me directly but instead slowly took out my agents, including:
Joel Prohofsky, who was last seen travelling across the country in an
attempt to escape the CIA; Edward Albrecht and Chris Gorilla, both of whom
I was able to get off Detling before the heat got too high; and Karen Nee,
who has finally been able to resurface in Barnard under the protection of
Kim Stahl, current assistant to Dean's movement.    Some of you may
remember the mass dissappearance involving several of these people in 1992,
the casualties of the DDIC's war with the CIA, that was our greatest year,
when over half of the residents of Detling were on either side.

I am finally coming out with this evidence after two years in hiding, after
the great coup of 1993, in which the CIA finally won a victory over the
DDIC, forcing Dean to escape from Madison entirely, and several others,
including myself and my agents Keith Gillette, Sarah Weiland, and Jen
Hayward, to escape to the distant realms of Oaktree, and leaving the
Directorship of the DDIC vacant and no longer able to protect Detling
except for the gracious help from  the DDIC Movie Subcommittee.  It is
still a great risk for the DDIC, but after much great work, thanks
especially to the DDIC Femtoast Subcommittee, especially Chris Gorilla's
recent work on the East Coast and Keith Gillette's chat-line as a front for
the DDIC's electronic infiltration of the Masonic Society's computers, we
are able to come out of secrecy.
                                            NEIL
                                       {nsheldon@students.wisc.edu}

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Date: Mon, 27 Mar 1995 16:36:27 -0600
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From: klnee@students.wisc.edu (karen l nee)
To: Current and Former Detling Members 
Subject: My Life in Exile
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As Nemesis told you last week in this continuing saga regarding the
fugitive Dean, I had to spend a year in exile for my unwillingness to
cooperate with authorities.  It is amazing all of the repercussions this
one event has had on the lives of so many Detlingites.  Six degrees of
separation isn't so far off, especially when Johnny Chang is involved.

I was sent to the prison known as Kronshage, and my cell was in Mack House.
 My sanity was tested by my roommate, Joslyn, who was also banished from
Detling, but for different reasons than mine.  (Her offenses were much
worse, of course, and national security prevents me from talking about
her.)  Luckily, I was able to continue studying while in exile, so this
kept me from becoming bored out of my skull.  Because Mack House is
soooooooo far away from Detling, I lost much contact with those who still
lived on there, and those who had also been banished from the floor, but
sent to other places.  I was able to keep contact with the outside world
because of two people - Johnny Chang, who was sentenced to one year of
House Fellowing at Tripp-Adams Hall, and Erik Scott, who came to visit and
participated in a friendly game of tennis with me every now and then.  I
owe them my life.

This year, I have been upgraded to probation because of good behavior and
much pleading, and am living in Barnard in a room all my own.  Thank God,
for I really think that living with someone in a room so small is meant to
make people go crazy.  I have been able to reestablish contact with those
friends that I thought I may never see again, and it is like I have been
given a second chance.  I think I am going to cry now.

Karen