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The Minnie R.

This issue of the Minnie R. is brought to you by: Cayce, Christina, Kristin and Vickie --four tired girls who can't wait for Spring Break.

Multitudes O' Meetings
Volunteer Committee meeting, Sunday, Feb. 25, 8:30 in the Den!
Social Committee meeting, Wednesday, Feb. 28, 6:30 in the Den!
House Meeting, Wednesday, March 6, 6:30 in the Checkmate!! Coffee, hot chocolate and doughnuts will be provided, so get there early.
Academic and Sports Committees, stop by and see Amy sometime this week.

Bump! Set! Spike!
The Detling Dervish won their first three matches, but to keep up their streak, they need more WOMEN!! Games are Sunday nights at 7:00.

Great America is ...Great!!!
We need planners to organize the Great America trip; if interested, talk to Amy. The Power Dive is all that and a bag of chips!

Detling on the Web! Check out the Detling Page with snazzy improvements. http://arch.housing.wisc.edu/detling.

Chilly Chill Quote: "White Castle fries only come in one size." -The Beastie Boys

You're Getting Sleeeepy...
Hypnotist Jim Wand will be performing in Mills Concert Hall (in Humanities) on March 5 at 7:00 p.m. Tickets are $3 with the group and $4 individually. Sign up on the bathroom doors, and Amy will collect the money.

Keely and Du Anyone interested in going to see it (it's a play) talk to Amy.

In The Works...
An all night movie night with pizza and snacks. Keep your eyes peeled for a movie suggestion list. Date to be announced.

Are You...
Bored on Thursday nights?
Searching for cinematic enlightenment?
Really, really bored on Thursday nights?
Well, come to movie night you lazy bums!

Top Ten List! (We know you're thrilled.) Things To Do On Spring Break If You're Not Going Somewhere Warm:
10. Study Swahili.
9. Re-read your favorite book.
8. Send postcards to everyone you know.
7. Um, NOTHING!
6. Pay a visit to nutty front desk workers.
5. Live vicariously through the MTV Spring Break specials.
4. Take up a new hobby. Some suggestions: macrame, stamp collecting, stalking, whittling.
3. Watch all made-for-tv- movies with three word titles (i.e. "Her Hidden Secret", "Seduced By Madness", "Death Before Sunrise").
2. Call Gumby's at midnight without getting a busy signal.
1. You're honors students, figure it out yourself!

Ode To Spring
We love spring because we can sit on the grassy knoll, daisies bloom, boys play basketball in the courtyard, boys hack out in the courtyard, Spring Break happens, and the weather is nice and sunbeamy.

Volume II Issue 1 JOHN SAYS...

(photo of John Travolta with bubble saying "Have a great spring break!")