Welcome to The Detling House Newsletter Archive

The Minnie R.

Hi! Welcome to the first issue of the Detling house newsletter. How many girls does it take to create the world's coolest newsletter? Four!

  • Christina, resident expert at getting sucked into scary computer related activities
  • Kristin, Detling's resident master of sleep deprivation
  • Cayce, resident authority on Better Than Ezra
  • Vickie, resident football fan extraordinaire
Direct any comments to any of us or to our publication headquarters (room #263).

Get involved in house government by signing up for committees by the 'vators. While you're there, check for postings about upcoming activities.

Please, please, please, please turn in your RAR, health history card, and schedule to Amy by Friday. Hey you -- pay your house dues! We need the money to plan fun events and pay for cable.

Tutoring Little People
Jane, head of community service who is currently dancing in the background, is still looking for tutors for elementary schoolers on Monday and Wednesday evenings. Talk to Jane (room #263) if you are interested or want to dance.

Inspirational Quote: "Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy." -John Denver

Feeling Cultured?
Detling may be going to some events at the Madison Civic Center. Suggested performances include Wynton Marsalis, Dallas Brass, Sleeping Beauty, and the National Band of New Zealand. Talk to Amy (room #264) about what you want to see and a possible group discount.

Upcoming Events
Sept. 20 Sellery Homecoming Meeting, main lounge, 8-9 pm.
Sept. 22 SHA 80s Dance in main lounge, 8-11 pm.
Sept. 27 SHA Full Council Meeting, main lounge, 8-9 pm.
Sept. 30 Sports bar in Checkmate
Oct. 4 House Meeting, Detling den, 8 pm.
Oct. 18 Detling hosts APE's "Desperately Seeking 25 Hour Day," Detling den, 8 pm. See flier for other APE's programs.

Those committees that you signed up for will meet at a yet-to-be-determined time.

WING-DING!!!!
Translation: Free Ice Cream
Ice cream will descend upon Detling house on Sunday, Sept. 24 from 7-9 pm. Each room needs to buy a topping that somehow relates to you and your roommate's names. Everyone wings and dings from one room to the next, so you may want to hide your dirty underwear. Your room, your topping -- see you then!

WANTED: Contributions.
We want your writing and drawings of almost any size, shape, and form. Direct to the aforementioned publication headquarters.

Trivia Question: Who is Detling House named after?

Minnie Answers Your Questions about Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
Dear Minnie, I am a new freshman and want some tips for this year. Help me! --Dazed in Detling

Dear Dazed, You are worrying too much; sit back and procrastinate. Enjoy studying and sleeping in moderation, but don't scrog in the den or watch CNN all weekend. Good luck and have fun! --Minnie

Volume I Issue 1
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